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using one small vial of poo-poo
Our cutting-edge laboratory analyzes your microbiome to curate the perfect TikTok feed for your bathroom experience. Science meets entertainment.
How It Works
1
Send Sample
Order your collection kit and send us one small vial of your poo-poo using our prepaid shipping label.
2
Lab Analysis
Our scientists analyze your microbiome using state-of-the-art AI and biological sequencing.
3
Get Your Feed
Receive personalized TikTok recommendations perfectly curated for your bathroom sessions.
The Science Behind It
Our proprietary algorithm analyzes over 10,000 biomarkers to understand your unique digestive patterns, mood indicators, and entertainment preferences.
- 99.9% accuracy in content matching
- Real-time feed updates based on your gut health
- Privacy-first: your data never leaves our secure lab
Processing Time48hrs
Satisfied Poopers50K+
TikToks Recommended5M+
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